Santa's put back in the box on the way to the Pole. Mrs. Claus waits at home for her man to come home. Knowing he's sated by all the sweet treats, Mrs. Claus and the elves start tending to the new years beast feast!
She layers on her perfume just a hint of vanilla. Knowing what man wouldn't smell it and come "hither"? Santa being no exception, being a man with his flaws. "He can't wait to get home" she thinks whilst painting her claws...
Enough of this jargon, it can't possibly last! "Debauchery HO!" cried Santa and the riendeer sped fast.Into the night and closer to the Home. Landing so quickly on their tarmac of lights. Another Christmas is over! Time to drink with all our might!
Remember that the new year hails a new list of naughty and nice. So when it comes time for your drunken butt to stumble home; Remember not even Santa drinks while he steers. Which is why each morale story comes with a "Claus"-Don't drink and drive! should now give you pause!
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Welcome to a new blog on Bluegrass and eating! Martha White has always been there to support the bluegrass community and it has almost a synonymous feeling now in our groups, if you don't know the Martha White Song, you're not really a 'grasser'.
Problem I tend to find is that as Americans who are listening to verbal americana, we are also being fed the worst food that America has to offer while listening to our history. So, I decided to critique the food I visit while listening to my bluegrass and it's new Artisans. Each will be here on my page as I have the opportunity to do my diligence.
-May the Circle be unbroken, by and by lord, by and by. There's a better home awaiting in the sky lord in the sky.
Problem I tend to find is that as Americans who are listening to verbal americana, we are also being fed the worst food that America has to offer while listening to our history. So, I decided to critique the food I visit while listening to my bluegrass and it's new Artisans. Each will be here on my page as I have the opportunity to do my diligence.
-May the Circle be unbroken, by and by lord, by and by. There's a better home awaiting in the sky lord in the sky.
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